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Old Jul 22, 2008, 12:11 AM // 00:11   #1
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Default New knife blows up your organs

Not to be blunt, but that's pretty much what it does.

Scary Ass Weapons: WASP Knife Will Freeze and Blow Up Your Organs

I can now sleep easy at night knowing that this can happen to me. Comments? Thoughts? Lolz?
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Old Jul 22, 2008, 12:17 AM // 00:17   #2
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Holy crap. My god that's crazy!
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Old Jul 22, 2008, 12:31 AM // 00:31   #3
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I highly doubt any of you are ever going to see that knife in real life, let alone get stabbed by it.

I think it is interesting, would be a painful death no doubt though.
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Old Jul 22, 2008, 01:12 AM // 01:12   #4
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"Excuse me while I take 5 seconds to move my knife around in you so this contraption will go off. I hope you don't mind."
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Old Jul 22, 2008, 01:41 AM // 01:41   #5
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You would have to hold the person down if u wanted to let it off inside of them lol.

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Old Jul 22, 2008, 01:49 AM // 01:49   #6
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I think they were just holding on to the watermelon to stabalize it... either way it's pretty awesome.
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Old Jul 22, 2008, 02:56 AM // 02:56   #7
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Who created that weapon and said "Hey, let's market this to the general public?"

Also, I'm pretty sure if some big guy cornered you in a dark alley and stabbed you, you wouldn't be able to get the knife out for a good 3-4 seconds if he made any effort to hold it in.
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Old Jul 22, 2008, 04:46 AM // 04:46   #8
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Who created that weapon and said "Hey, let's market this to the general public?"
the same ppl who said
'hey, lets make deadly guns available to the public"
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Old Jul 22, 2008, 04:48 AM // 04:48   #9
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If its just a button on the handle or something you press then this is a sure shot. If I was chancellor of the United States, this would be a standard issue knife in the military. Then again, all civilians would also be green collar.
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Old Jul 22, 2008, 05:21 AM // 05:21   #10
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Oh man that could be messy. Gotta love the twisted genius that thought up this knife.
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Old Jul 22, 2008, 06:37 AM // 06:37   #11
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lasareth
"Excuse me while I take 5 seconds to move my knife around in you so this contraption will go off. I hope you don't mind."
You have no idea.

Average person with minimal training can score chest-hit on well trained gun user (British police officers were being tested, rubber knives, no worries) at 5m distance 8 out of 10 times before they can ever draw their weapon.

(Thou this weapon is more of back stab thing, target shouldn't even see this coming.)

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Anyway, if you people are worried, think about alternate delivery system: Crossbow + Quarrel with this stuff.

If someone wants you dead so much that he gets this ... he would get you down with normal gun anyway. Don't worry about this.
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Old Jul 22, 2008, 07:42 AM // 07:42   #12
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That's pretty interesting. and yea... i'm pretty sure if you got stabbed the knife may be in you for the second or two it was in the watermelon, especially if they came from behind you like the dude above me said
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Old Jul 22, 2008, 07:58 AM // 07:58   #13
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You are all forgetting that's a KNIFE. A freaking knife, that can be hidden in a pocket or a holster. And you need basic training to know, where to hit, so it hurts like hell. And believe me, if they hit you near spine or in the chest or even in the leg... You are good as dead. They can just use second hand to hold you in place for 3 seconds before the knife blows up your insides.
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Old Jul 22, 2008, 08:15 AM // 08:15   #14
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crocodile dundee needs 1 of those
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Old Jul 22, 2008, 08:23 AM // 08:23   #15
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whatever happened to the simple stab in the neck - sever the windpipe and they go down.... no need to blow their guts up too. :/
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Old Jul 22, 2008, 09:51 AM // 09:51   #16
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Scary for sure.

But if someone was looking to go to that length to kill me i'd think i was pretty much dead whatever they intended on using.
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Old Jul 22, 2008, 10:03 AM // 10:03   #17
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Well, at least it makes up slicing watermelons an easier task now.

Hope that thing's kept under lock and key.
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Old Jul 22, 2008, 12:47 PM // 12:47   #18
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I heard the Daily Mail doesn't blow stories out of proportion at all.

Honest.
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Old Jul 22, 2008, 01:04 PM // 13:04   #19
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where i live just about everyone has a knife. Great.
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Old Jul 22, 2008, 02:11 PM // 14:11   #20
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Wait a few days, it'll pop up in the news lol.
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